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there are many good Christian magic spells for just this purpose. Just leaf through the spellbook (king james will work fine) and find a sentence that seems to apply, and clasp your hands together and get all serious-looking and say it.

2007-03-27 02:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well this is a tough one. If you aren't careful then you are just murdering as opposed to smite. I would suggest you start mumbling to yourself, while walking down the street wearing a sign stating "the end is near". That way even if you don't invoke God then atleast you can claim insanity. lol

2007-03-27 02:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 1 0

God is not necessary for a bit of judicious smiting. But the police might take a dim view, so make sure there are no witnesses. Beware; the other person might smite you back harder, particularly if he is bigger than you.

2007-03-27 02:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 0 0

Why take it by force? Just offer god a guiness and I bet he'll give it to you- if not after one surely it will only take a few to get god tipsy enough to do whatever you want

2007-03-27 02:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think "smiting" people has fallen out of fashion.

2007-03-27 02:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Use a shovel.

If it is against God's will for that person to live, he will surely stop the shovel from finding its mark.

Smite away

2007-03-27 02:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1 1

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