...she wants me to have it for a week whilst she goes to Malaga. I can't even remember it's name and didn't want to ask her cause she'd think I was a t*ssbag! Kids do me head in. What can I say I'm doing that week to put her off?
2007-03-27 01:38:03 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Do her and yourself a favor and just tell her you can't. Obviously you were just a sperm donor and don't deserve the right to care for this child, or even be called a father. You are a very cold hearted person. May God help you see the light, you are a disgrace to mankind.
2007-03-27 01:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your looking at this all wrong Rummy me old pal.
This is a wonderful opportunity for you.
You could pass on all your wonderful life experience and one of a kind views.
Think of all the fun you'll have corrupting the next generation.
Teaching it to drink, smoke, fart in public and all the other fun little tricks of the trade you undoubtedly know.
Wouldn't the world be a better place with another Rumster running around. You're very own mini-me!!!
Then just when it starts to get really obnoxious you send it back to Mum, that's always fun.
If you really do a good job on the kid she'll never speak to you again let alone impose on you for babysitting duties.
Good Luck.
2007-03-27 02:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up and be responsible. You can not create kids and then just forget they exist. Do you even provide for your kids? Second thought....maybe any kid you have fathered would be better off without you in thier life. It sounds like you are a very selfish and irresponsible man. Wonder why any woman would want to be with you let alone have a child by you? What a jerk!
2007-03-27 02:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by susie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U can't say anything to put her off. She did not force you to lay down and have sex with her. Its not her fault that you don't know your child's name, you should have been there. The way you're referring to your child makes it seem as if he/she is just another person walking on the street. This is your flesh and blood, and you have to take responsibility, whether you like it or not. It takes a boy to be a daddy, but it takes a man to be a father. Count it as a blessing because there are many out there who cannot have children. Stop all your foolishness and spend time with your child, because if not you're going to regret it.
2007-03-27 02:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by VA'S FINEST 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the baby is yours then you should feel really shitty that you dont even remember it's name, what kinda father are you. And you should have been taking care of it this whole time and took care of your responsabilities. Just tell her that you dont wonna keep the kid, the kid is better off with his or her mommy being mad at you for a little while than to be left with someone who apparently is a waste of our oxygen.. Oh and you should be very ashamed of yourself !!!
2007-03-27 14:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by Brandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of loser are you?! That's your child that she wants you to look after.! Considering you don't even remember your own child's name, I am assuming that you aren't paying any child support neither.! Dead-Beat Father! Grow up yourself and remember.....You didn't need an excuse to get it hard and stick it in her, So suffer the consequences of your actions and act like the father you are supposed to be. Why don't you tell her the truth! Just say"I'm a big asshole that doesn't want to take responsibility for your child. Maybe we'll see you on Maury soon. Hopefully she takes you to court and sues your *** for child support!
2007-03-27 01:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her that you really don't want to have anything to do with your own flesh and blood...After all, it's her fault that she got pregnant!!! Either way, ask her to leave the kid with her parents or something, or your parents for that matter. Just tell her that you are having some personal issues and that you simply just cannot take care of the kid; that you shouldn't be trusted with the kid cos you have no parenting skills and that she is stupid for asking you!
2007-03-27 01:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kat ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude it's easy - Recent kid? small enough for a cat box? just grab it, stuff it in a cat box, along with the rest of your made up toss of a life and dump it on the doorstep of some church!
Only kidding... just give the kid a groovy nickname and tell her you'll be happy to look after little moonbeam for the week but can she provide you enough cash as you ain't gonna pay for her smoking and drinking addiction. When she tells you that "moonbeam" doesn't drink or smoke come back with - ah shucks darlin I can't expect her to sit in the lap dancing club with me every night and not end up drinking and smoking.
2007-03-27 11:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by buddergeist 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You must be joking dude. I mean you did participate in the act of having this child right? Secondly this is a child NOT an "it" You do realize this child is 50% of your gene pool. So are you an "it"? Frankly just tell her that you think the child is an "it" and you will be out of this situation in a flash.
2007-03-27 01:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Suzanne 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you the child's father? God help us all, i would not leave my child with you for anybody's money.
How can you refer to your own child as IT??
For goodness sake tell the poor woman that you have to work/study/are going on holiday yourself/have an operation to get - anything you like - just don't agree to this, you will both be very miserable and the child will probably be scared to death!
2007-03-27 01:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋