...she told the the birds name my Dad has being doing the dirty with and it turns out I've done this bird as well! My Mums told me to go round to hers to tell her to do one but I know if I do I'll end up bedding her agin. What would you do?
2007-03-27 01:29:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
go and giver her some rummy loving then! in fact offer her a threesome with your dad!
your a dog!
2007-03-27 01:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, despite the past that you shared with the bird, you should go over to her place as your mom asked you. She needs your help and you should be there. Either way, if the fact that your dad is doing the bird now doesn't turn you off, then go for it. I mean it's better that you be doing her than your dad. You sleeping with her might actually make her drop your dad and your mom's problem would be solved.
2007-03-27 01:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by Kat ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ring your dad and give him some pointers.
Hopefully this way, the bird will be so impressed with old rumsters luvin that she'll beg him to marry her.
Divorced mum will then do all your cooking and laundry just to encourage you to go round and listen to her whine about how lonely she is. A pain yes, but worth it for all the ironing I think.
Also dad will be married to a hottie that you can do whenever he's away and you're at a loose end!!
Win-win.
2007-03-27 02:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like father Like son, you dirty scoundrel, go round there and bed her, then your father will leave her and go back to mum, (not), i feel sorry for you, cause this could turn nasty, if your dad finds out., **** is going to hit the fan. Good luck
2007-03-27 02:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ruksana P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Mum. Tell her you and the old man are just a couple of dirty buggers and she needs to move on to a gentleman. :)
2007-03-27 01:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by yowhatsup2day 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fist of all, it's not right that you're mom should confide in you about thier relationship is going! I think that she is trying to get you to be mad at him as well. I would stay out of the mess and let them handle what's going on!!! This way, she can't come back and blame you for their problems!!!! You don't need those kind of headaches. Tell your mom that it's none of my business and that you don't want to get in the middle of it!!!
2007-03-27 01:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by margret t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you bed her if she's been sleeping with your dad behind your mum's back?? Have a talk with your dad maybe instead of other woman
2007-03-27 01:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by fluffypurplelilac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My god, what a family!!! I imagine your mams forgiven your dad, but why is she blaming this woman, should she not be blaming your dad?
Don't go around, unless you want to bed her of course, but this is your parents business, you should not be asked to get involved. You sleeping with the woman is your business, not your mams or dads!!
Its like Shameless
2007-03-27 01:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Christine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like father,like son?man that is whack.dont go there dude.stay well out of it.and tell you mum to divorce the swine.sorry that hes your pop and all.ugh.and that woman is no better.
2007-03-27 11:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by dream_hawk22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go over her house and tell your dad
the next door nabour is in bed with
mum and that bird is mine so keep off
2007-03-27 01:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from the "bird" as you call it. Talk to your dad.
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2007-03-27 01:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by Leilyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋