An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2007-03-27 01:29:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know there is a mis spelling in the title
2007-03-27 01:32:20 · update #1
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-27 06:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Loki, hope he builds a fish & chip shop down there, cos thats where i`m going!!
2007-03-27 03:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
technology is not any-journey to artistry. The artistry in faith is unthreatened with the help of the logical 'element' that technology proves. the competition is 'element verses pointlessness'... i might say pointlessness perpetually underlies element. ..Get my element?
2016-10-20 13:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-27 04:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm definitely going to hell....to enjoy!
2007-03-27 01:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 02:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are always the.....
2007-03-27 06:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-03-27 01:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-27 04:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-27 04:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute. Very cute.
2007-03-27 02:28:27 · answer #11 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋