One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
2007-03-27 01:22:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
2007-03-27 01:42:01 · update #1
I don't want to JUDGE you -
but you know you have to keep Lawyer jokes BRIEF?
Just a few SENTENCES....
COURT you out on that one?
2007-03-27 06:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-27 08:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the first one before, but I liked the second one.
2007-03-27 10:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny good 1
2007-03-27 08:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was very funny, the second was good too
2007-03-27 11:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time i heard it too
2007-03-27 08:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, lawyers and blonds are in trouble!
2007-03-27 11:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-27 08:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a good joke.
2007-03-27 08:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-27 09:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋