Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met my new other.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
2007-03-27 01:13:55 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Looks like people have lost their sense of humor around here...
2007-03-27 01:17:54 · update #1
I sent it to him..i wouldnt take him back even if he is the last man standing..he hurt me..it was a while back though, someone told me that i was being harsh that is why im asking your opinion...
2007-03-27 01:21:22 · update #2
its not an original..it was an email i received..then just fwd to him..please people lighten up...i was 14 then im 26 now..!
2007-03-27 01:23:16 · update #3
that is relly good:) u show ur x u dont need them ne more!!!
u are strong and interpendant with out them!!
2007-03-27 01:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recognise that - I got it on V-day and its suposed to be quite a few different ones I posted most of them asking for others but it was deleted because I put "best one gets 10 points" - Dam
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met my new other.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
2007-03-27 01:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Soul Reason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great way to get your ex back is https://tr.im/tlKxF
They might realize they need you and come crawling back!
If you do get back together, don't let the same issues that destroyed your relationship crop up again. Have a good, long talk about how you're both going to make it right this time.
2015-01-28 11:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to know how to get your ex back? Change yourself. Don't worry about changing other people, worry about changing yourself. Go to https://tr.im/4mL6h
Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-27 12:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by evette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminds me of the Cingular commercial where the girl is removing all reminders of her ex-boyfriend and her final act is to delete his number from her cell phone. What the commercial didn't show you is the guy did all that the week before.
I hope the poem made you feel better, because it won't have any effect on the guy.
2007-03-27 01:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by i_cycle_hard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it is an awesome poem but the thing is that the ex is just going to get a higher ego! This lets him know that you took the time to write this and send it to him and all the mean while you were thinking about him. That will just him satisfaction!
2007-03-27 01:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great poem but why the need to send it? I'm sure he knows on some level that he's a totally twit, but if it makes you feel better then go for it
2007-03-27 01:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he will know every line it that poem already as you have plagiarised it from all the "humorous" alternative valentines'e-mails I received about 6 years ago.
OLD HAT and not at all original.
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/002939.html
2007-03-27 01:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best damn poem I've ever read. I want you to make me one too, for my ex, mwahahaha, really, that just made my day like 100 times better.
2007-03-27 01:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Chey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good rhyme for fun but not to be serious its mean and after the person receives it you may just lose your smile no point smiling when your missing a few teeth lol
2007-03-27 01:21:41 · answer #10 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-28 20:15:31 · answer #11 · answered by jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋