An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord. Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen."
2007-03-27 00:48:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-27 06:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! Good one!
2007-03-27 11:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao im an atheist hope i don't run into any bears
2007-03-27 13:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, the guy deserved it too
2007-03-27 11:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little old, but very funny!
2007-03-27 08:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really a good one..
keep it up
2007-03-27 08:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, lol very funny
2007-03-27 11:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just made my day!!
Love,
dreamsblend
2007-03-27 07:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Natalie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-03-27 07:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that was unexpected! XD
2007-03-27 07:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by july_exodus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funnie..at least he knows how to pray
2007-03-27 07:52:13 · answer #11 · answered by jan-na~♥~ and im luvin it 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋