A man asked his wife, "If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?"
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Off to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Coke and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story: If a woman speaks, and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
2007-03-27 00:45:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol wow lucky girl that is exactly what i wanna do for my birthday. but must have a strawberry shake not chocolate! thought she was a bit mean he done all that for her birthday she didn't say thanx instead she called him an idiot lol another good joke felt sorry for the guy tho. And hey us women get it wrong too even when were listening! so don't beat yourselves up. x ;)
2007-03-27 00:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will be surprized.
Your question was in the category of jokes and riddles. So I thought there has to be some double meaning to six.
Right until I came to the end of your desription of the question I was expecting that the wife wanted six inches.
Now don't ask me six inches of what.
2007-03-27 07:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by just got curious 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
check the joke posted earlier by churie 78
your a bit late .
2007-03-27 07:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give us men a break, we can only use one head at a time... :)
2007-03-27 08:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that's sooooo Right!!!
2007-03-27 07:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha.i like it 10/10 ...typical woman ...lol
2007-03-27 07:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha....I like this one!!!
But I do feel for you poor guys out there....
2007-03-27 10:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha love it
2007-03-27 08:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very correct
2007-03-27 11:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was absolutly hilarious
2007-03-27 08:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋