A FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No", and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
2007-03-27 00:40:24 · 15 answers · asked by mandy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she went shopping on £40 a week because she had no man to pay for her shopping, had to flirt with ugly boys to get free martinis! hada clean house because she had nothing else to do but clean! never cooked because the man never showed her how! closet full of shoes from primark! handbags also from primark, did not stay skinny because of lack of sex, ended up fat and hangin! and was farted on constantly because she bought a dog to keep her company and we all know dogs fart worse than guys do!
2007-03-27 00:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd rather have the hubby and th family. What you mentioned is just material things....(except for being farted on lol....could deal without that)
2007-03-27 00:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Mommy to 3 year old Jacob and baby on the way♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then she got prego and couldnt afford the baby by herself, so she had to move in with her parents where she felt so alone, work 2 full time jobs, hardly ever saw her kid grown up, and felt miserable for not looking for love when she was younger, for the rest of her life.
the end
2007-03-27 00:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is a classic, especially the farting bit!
2007-03-27 00:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dam it, i love handbags but i cant ditch the husband now he's so attached to me.
2007-03-27 00:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not for me i wouldnt be without my husband so i can put up with all that comes with him including his farts.
2007-03-27 00:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by mamgu....... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, fairy tale indeed, you know you can`t live without us, one up for the guys. x
2007-03-27 00:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute..i also received that email a couple of weeks ago
2007-03-27 00:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mercia L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a load of rubbish
2007-03-27 01:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to bad fairy tales never come true!
2007-03-27 03:17:25 · answer #10 · answered by rooney8dabom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋