Here's a couple of good one-liners for you. I went to the Doctors the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" so he gave me a kite.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said: "Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu", and so I went, and I caught it.
Can anybody add any more of the great man's jokes?
2007-03-26 23:33:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard of him but funny jokes though.
2007-03-27 00:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved tommy cooper when i was growing up= used to watch it with me dad. At the time, the best joke i saw was with a stick of rock- he said ' i can turn this into a three piece suite' then he broke it into three pieces!!!!
funny guy- tragic death.
2007-03-27 06:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Tommy Cooper-and I've just started reading a book about his life-I've got loads of his jokes and will share them with you as soon as I have some time.
Just like that!!
2007-03-27 07:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember this one
I went to a restaurant and I told the waiter, this chicken is cold.
He said, well I would think so, it's been dead for two weeks, or something like that, I agree he was a great commedian, one of the greats.
2007-03-27 06:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar. He said OW it was an an iron bar.
2007-03-27 13:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by patreub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my wife went to the travel agents the other day to book a holiday. my wife was looking around and she noticed on the wall a poster with this beach picture on it and she sais "i realy want to go there" so i pinned her to the wall.
2007-03-27 07:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to the doctor and told him id swallowed a cricket ball
he said "howzat?"
i said dont you start!
2007-03-27 06:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
2007-03-27 06:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spoon jar jar spoon!
2007-03-27 06:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can never think when put on the spot,well not like that just like that xx
2007-03-27 06:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋