and made her way across to the man in charge.
"Hey sonny," she said. "I would like to join your club, it's the Marauders, isn't it?"
"That's right," the man said ,amused at her requst. "But there are certain rules of entry. Do you have a bike?"
"Sure do," she replied proudly and pointed to a massive machine parked outside the pub.
"Do you smoke?" he continued.
"Yep, three packs a day."
"What about booze?"
"Sure when im not going out on the bike I'll have a bottle of whiskey."
The man was very impressed and asked,"Well, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung round by the nipples a few times." she replied.
2007-03-26 23:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, nice joke. I pity the woman a bit though. At least this is a heck lot better than other people's jokes.
2007-03-26 23:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by ragnaparadise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny though. 8/10.
2007-03-26 23:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that mustve hurt
very funny though
2007-03-27 05:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-27 00:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny
2007-03-26 23:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-27 00:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 5000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...lol
2007-03-26 23:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by sexy_n_chicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.. that was good but sounds painful.. *ouch*
2007-03-26 23:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-27 00:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2007-03-26 23:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋