Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, "Bill, you've done some wonderful things in your life and have earned the right to choose where you'll spend the rest of eternity. You can choose between Heaven or Hell, but choose wisely."
Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell.
The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise, there's one heck of a party going on. People are dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop and everyone is having a blast.
Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot of thought into this decision and it may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills Bill's request and returns him to Hell.
When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big change. People are writhing in agony, flames are burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere. Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a little while ago and everyone was having a great time!"
The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the demo!"
2007-03-26 23:22:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he
2007-03-26 23:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-03-26 23:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by DiG iT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 00:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-26 23:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny.
2007-03-27 00:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are on form to day you had a star last time
lets see if you get another one next time
it was good though ha ha
2007-03-26 23:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the screensaver!"
2007-03-27 00:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Thanks
2007-03-26 23:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by Malcolm M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg tht was toooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! LMAO
2007-03-26 23:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha oh how true!
2007-03-29 22:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay but not all that funny...
2007-03-26 23:55:38 · answer #11 · answered by sexy_n_chicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋