The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ''For the love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!'' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
2007-03-26 23:19:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a ''sunny beach''...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage son what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
2007-03-26 23:19:51 · update #1
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
P/s: This was a joke.
2007-03-26 23:20:15 · update #2
The oldest joke in the history of christianity. Saint Barnubus told it to no end and I heard thats why he was stoned to death.
2007-03-26 23:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by manbearpig 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allellulia! Praise the Lord, brother! Of course if you are in England the good luck sign is different - you must stick up your index and middle fingers in a "V". Just for future reference.
Seriously, your post made me cry with laughter in the middle of my office...thanks for that, mate.
2007-03-27 06:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i herd that but it was a granny and her grandson thats cute by the way
HONK!
2007-03-27 06:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by unitedfaith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like your joke. Good one!
2007-03-27 06:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Yen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn. thats funny. hahahaha
2007-03-27 06:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by banz_rhapsody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be a joke, but it's not a very funny one....
2007-03-27 06:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I love God, that was very clever & funny, Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-27 06:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by MJR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2007-03-27 06:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok honk..honk...honk...honk...honk..honk.....
2007-03-27 06:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny...........i love Jesus...................and i will not honk thank you for i am not a duck...............
2007-03-27 06:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋