Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
2007-03-26 23:18:24 · 10 answers · asked by its just a joke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It took me about 2 minutes to get it. Good one. You get a star. Cute!
2007-03-26 23:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a Catholic, yet i don't understand approximately "religious" and such subject concerns. i think of of that what religious ought to advise and what people use it to advise are probable 2 rather some subject concerns. i bypass to Mass, take communion, and keep on with the policies i've got have been given been taught (i've got have been given in certainty been Catholic for a year). yet I unquestionably have met a guy or woman who's advise yet considers themself to be very Christian. each and each physique lelse in basic terms does not say some thing out loud yet in certainty ignores him.
2016-10-20 00:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-03-26 23:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before...but it's still funny every time I hear it
10/10
2007-03-26 23:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehhhh..... 3/10.
2007-03-26 23:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun neeeeeeeee
2007-03-27 00:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen
2007-03-26 23:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad ish
2007-03-26 23:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does she have to be Catholic? Why not Jewish, or Baptist?
2007-03-26 23:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by DiG iT 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
EEEeeehhh so so
2007-03-26 23:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋