(1) No asslicking or sucking up to God for an easy entry to Heaven ... so no kissing his feet & saying thank u 3 times
(2) Pls do not ask for something for yourself or your family or country ...... ask for things for the whole world
(3) Your request can even relate to history , where you can change something which happened in the past or you can ask for something to happen in the future.
(4) Atheists for a moment imagine there is a God or someone acting as God .......... what 3 questions will you ask him ?
2007-03-26 23:11:32 · 16 answers · asked by Silver Bullet 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(1) Dude , I know you are really busy counting stars (I guess) , anyways take some time out & go to your planet & just show your face ...... thats all ........... mankind will be so much the better once you prove your presence, instead of giving vauge clues & moving in mysterious ways ....... You created a planet , now please be more reposnsible , if a parent does not look after a child after giving birth to it , the law can arrest the parent for negligence ........ you would agree you have been rather negligent for a few thousand years.
(2) Dude , Do you really need people to pray to you 5 times a day .... does that kind of ego-massaging make you happy ? Comon humility is a virtue I expect from a God like you , pls ask people to stop praying to you 5 times a day and pls pls pls give us 1 religon , we dont need a million variants of some old mumbo-jumbo.
(3) We need a bigger planet , can you relocate half the people to another planet like ours & yes pls also provide us with a few space ships which travel at the speed of light so that we can visit each other.
2007-04-02 02:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your doing a great job and I love you very much for everything that you have done for me. By the way, I already have access into Heaven because I have accepted God's Son as my Lord and Savior.
2007-03-27 06:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question! I will probably tell him the following:
1. For the sake of those who still believe in you please send Jesus back to us now!
2. Why do you allow greedy and power hungry people to rule the world?
3. We need signs and wonders so that more people will believe in you and change their ways.
Peace and every blessing!
2007-03-27 06:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silver,
GOD is all knowing and has NO NEED of an advisor. HE will tell us we will never tell HIM. I pray to HIM daily to ask for those things that each of us will need and want for today and tomorrow. I do not need to advise anyone of anything. Have a great week.
Thanks,
Eds
2007-03-27 06:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by Eds 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Why do you allow us free will when you know we will harm ourselves, the ones we love, and perfect strangers?
2. Why dont we learn from our mistakes(history)?
3. Why dont you come down and make yourself known now and again....lack of communication keeps people guessing and lost.
2007-03-27 06:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by coolred38 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking of agod like Mr. George Bush?First you must have knowledge of attributes of the person you are refering.Merely impudence is no criterion for expect an answer.
2007-03-31 07:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by shahinsaifullah2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, no one can advise God.
But if I could ask Him 3 questions..........
They would be....................
1. Why are people so blinded?
2.How can you use us to open their hearts?
3.How many people including babies and soldiers have we needlessly sacrificed that society needed?
2007-03-27 06:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by yourdayscoming 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Why don't you go show the world that you are up here?
2. Get rid of the Bible - whoever you put in charge of your "message" did a pretty crap job of getting it right.
3. Please make it so reality TV was never thought of.
2007-03-27 06:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Time machine for next year so that the whole world can change how they were born,who are their parents,etc.
2.have the world as one country and have one president
3.proclaim rock music as th eonly one you can listen to (aside from alternative, ska, NU metal, rap metal,screamo and emo)
dont report me for what i want
2007-03-27 06:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by Lucid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first, size dosen't matter, don't go where oil is its always trouble, if he's a man or woman dont worry theres plenty of weirdos down hear and last , how did he do the trick with the fishes and loaves.
2007-03-27 06:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋