wedding night?

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Wedding Night

March 20th, 2007
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10


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A posh hotel has three weddings on the same day, and at the end of the night, the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the day's events over a couple of beers.

One asks the other two: "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering -- how many times are we expected to... um... you know... do it?"

Eventually, they decide to retire to their respective wives and plan to meet up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on.

Suddenly, one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night's marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sitting with us."

"You're right. What we'll do then, is make every piece of toast we order with our breakfast represent the amount of times we did it," offers another groom.

They all decide that it's an excellent idea and depart.

The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit disheveled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger across the room.

The first groom places his order with the waitress: "Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast with three pieces of toast please."

The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange juice in a toast to his fantastic prowess.

The waitress moves to the second couple and the groom orders, "I too shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have four pieces of toast?"

The waitress gets to the last groom. "I shall also have the full English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath, "seven, yes, seven pieces of toast," he calls for everyone's benefit, while flashing a big grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief.

"Seven pieces of toast sir?" asks the waitress, "why, that's an awful lot."

"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."

She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls after her again and says, "And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"

Answer 1

Woo-hoo! That was a good'un! Here's a joke 'bout a wedding anniversary night...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your boobs dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Hehehehe!

Answer 2

A lady asks her boyfriend to return over Friday night time and feature dinner along with her moms and dads. This being a tremendous occasion, the woman tells her boyfriend that when dinner, she could like to move out and "do it" for the primary time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, however he has by no means performed it earlier than, so he's taking a travel to the pharmacist to get a few safeguard. The pharmacist is helping the boy for approximately an hour. He tells the boy the whole lot there's to grasp approximately safeguard and doing it. At the check in, the pharmacist asks the boy what number of he'd like to shop for; a three-percent, a ten-percent, or a loved ones percent. The boy insists at the loved ones percent since he thinks he'll be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night time, the boy indicates up on the lady's guardian's residence and meets his female friend on the door. "Oh I'm so excited so that you can meet my moms and dads, come on in." The boy is going within and is taken to the dinner desk in which the woman's moms and dads are seated. The boy swiftly presents to mention grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy nonetheless deep in prayer along with his head down. Ten mins cross and nonetheless no motion from the boy. Finally, after 20 mins along with his head down, the female friend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no inspiration you have been so devout." The boy turns and whispers again, "I had no inspiration your father was once a pharmacist." Reaching the top of a task interview, the Human Resources Person requested a tender engineer who was once recent out of MIT, "What establishing cash have been you considering?" The Engineer stated, "In the vicinity of $one hundred twenty five,000 a yr, relying on the advantages kit." The interviewer stated, "Well, what could you assert to a kit of five weeks excursion, 14 paid vacations, complete scientific and dental, corporation matching retirement fund to 50% of cash, and a corporation vehicle leased each and every two years - say, a pink Corvette?" The Engineer sat up instantly and stated, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer responded, "Yeah, however you began it." A prisoner in prison gets a letter from his spouse: "Dear Husband, I have determined to plant a few lettuce within the again lawn. When is the high-quality time to plant them?" The prisoner, understanding that the jail guards learn all mail, responded in a letter: "Dear Wife, anything you do, don't contact the again lawn. That is in which I concealed all of the cash." A week or so later, he acquired a further letter from his spouse: "Dear Husband, You would not consider what occurred, a few guys got here with shovels to the residence, and dug up all of the again lawn." The prisoner wrote a further letter again: "Dear spouse, now's the high-quality time to plant the lettuce." One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had simply long past by way of a 4 approach quit signal and was once approximately to deliver him a price ticket while the motorist stated. "Officer you cannot deliver me a price ticket for that!' "Why now not" stated the officer. "Because despite the fact that I didn't quit I slowed proper down and its close to the equal." "But you didn't quit" responded the officer, "and the signal says STOP." "But the best way was once transparent and it was once nontoxic" responded the motorist. The officer then pulls out his batton and begins hitting the motorist. "What are you doing!" yells the motorist in shock. "Do you wish me to gradual down or quit" says the officer.

Answer 3

i can't understand you u saying ! you answering a question or telling a big story!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

funny.....yucky...

Answer 5

What?!?

I don't get it, sorry!

Care to explain please?