A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there."
The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the assistant.
"Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.
Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man!
Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's willy out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do."
2007-03-26 22:47:39 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attaches the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."
2007-03-26 22:47:53 · update #1
ha ha Great one Jay.!!!
Still laughing man.!!!
10/10.!!! that will teach them.!!!
2007-03-27 09:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
That is so funny dude!
LMFAO!
Thanks for the laugh man!
P.S. I can't help but wonder if he's gonna miss or not...
2007-03-26 22:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, lol, that is so funny, had to think about it then made me chuckle, have a star.
2007-03-26 22:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep shootin'
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-27 07:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good keep them coming
2007-03-26 22:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he i hope that not from personal experiance
2007-03-26 22:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny!
2007-03-27 00:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha x
2007-03-26 22:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!! great 10/10!!!!
2007-03-26 23:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he. another quality joke
2007-03-26 22:51:40 · answer #10 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋