A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
2007-03-26 22:44:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very good
2007-03-26 22:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 to 10 =13
2007-03-27 05:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-03-27 07:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booooooooo.
2007-03-27 05:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by 1000 Man Embassy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it all before but still cute & funny in a sick & cruel kinda way...
2007-03-27 05:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor rabbit.
2007-03-27 05:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by one hot momma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, and funny!
i like these kind of clean jokes, it's not often that you stumble upon them tho.
btw, what's the point in putting it here?
2007-03-27 05:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by qwerty u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor wittle things!!
2007-03-27 05:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by alec3720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-27 05:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love its and its not one Ive ever heard before.
2007-03-27 05:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry
dont think i got it as every1 else seems to think its brilliant!!!
2007-03-27 05:52:38 · answer #11 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋