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boredom a disease? If it is something that can be cured then is it a disease perhaps of the mind? Maybe boredom is the key to the prevention of alzhemiers? What do you bored people think?

2007-03-26 22:42:27 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. PDQ 4 in Health Diseases & Conditions Other - Diseases

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I'm 66 and I joined to improve my mind but its not easy when you strike the mindless on here.~~

2007-03-26 22:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 0

Boredom
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
“F@cking Boredoms... The Boredoms are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

~ Mel Gibson on Boredom

“Been there, done that.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Boredom


“Those were the days...”
~ Lordrian77 on Boredom


“In America, you can suffer from boredom. In Soviet Russia, dumb boars can suffer from you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Boredom


Boredom is an often misdiagnosed, common disease found in many wealthy parts of the world. If you are reading this article, you are already experiencing early symptoms of boredom. Boredom has a range of symptoms, which may differ from case to case.

The disease (Boredom) was actually genetically engineered in the 16 Century using the Olsen twins and brussel sprouts. It is believed that over 153 million people worldwide currently suffer from boredom.


Many societal ills blamed on video games and popular culture are in fact caused by boredom, as was discussed by philologienne and dinosaur huntress Marie Curie in her landmark work Frankenstein, or, a Modern Narcissus in 1847. Since Curie's paper on the subject was so boring, her conclusions went unread until 2003, when a tenacious reader finally discovered the end of the paper. Curie's research was reprinted in a more interesting form in 2004, as part of the scholarly journal Chicken Soup for the Pacific Rock Sole, but the findings were attacked as "19th century bourgeois burqa-enforcing silver-spoon eugenics" and "A slap in the face to what used to be a perfectly snarky field of study" by spokespeople for the SPCA and the NRA (respectively).


Other activists thought about joining in the debate, but all sides agreed to give up since the subject was so dull. This pathetic compromise and attack on scientific study was accompanied by self-satisfied chuckles all around.


Treatment
No consistent treatment has worked to combat boredom, the story that it can be remedied by excitement has recently been dismissed as an old wives' tale, fully discrediting the theory because of old wives' known involvement in the boredom outbreak of 1983.

Boredom is a human illness and therefore can not be transferred to cats. The only anti-poison is writing for Uncyclopedia.

Update: Alcohol is now known to be the cure for boredom...but is only effective if you are juggling four balls and riding a unicycle at the same time

Directions: take alcohol before a meal of a samonella infested 'meat' kebab with too much hot sauce

side effects include waking up with your best friends girlfriend/sister/your best friend with a sore head/****

Boredom can not be the key to the prevention of Alzhemier.....Memory fails in a bored person who shows lack of interest;
or in matters of no concern.


ho-hum................zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2007-03-27 02:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0 0

Dunno but. Only been again two days after a 3 12 months hole and I've been said as soon as already! I like humorous reply so will deliver it a couple of extra days. Hi, Happy Murcia - loooong time , no seeeeee

2016-09-05 17:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

truthfully, i think you have too much time on your hands! you think about these things way too much! maybe you should try thinking up ways to solve world hunger? or maybe get world peace? it'd be far more constructive!
but i dont actually think its a disease... any more than love is a disease...

2007-03-26 22:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by phantom 3 · 0 0

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