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What cup size (volume) and realsitically what type of drug would net someone the most profit without getting caught? (not sure what cup size a breast has to be to weigh one kilo - 2.5lb)

I'm thinking that if someone tries a DD implant of black tar heroin, that it might be too heavy (per volume), and end up looking lumpy and unnatural...not to mention uncomfortable.

How about butt implants full of CRACK!!! LOL

2007-03-26 22:35:00 · 10 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

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Drug smuggling carries very severe penalities. I know because somebody in Jamaica presented me with a set of six large deep circular table mats as a souvenir gift. When I landed back in London, Customs found tiny bags of cocaine in each of the six table mats - total weight 35 ounces. I knew nothing about anything being inside the table mats but I was still convicted of importation and got an 11-years sentence despite the quantity being small and it being my very first brush with the law. Luckily I served only half of the 11 years before I got Parole.
Is it fair that this conviction means I can never again enter the US - if I fly into any US airport I will get turned back by US Immigration. I can never again see my friends in Brooklyn, NY or Inglewood, CA

2007-03-26 22:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I don't believe any female would withstand the pain of breast implant surgery only to plant drugs in them. Not only would an infection probably be probable, but the purpose would be insane. It would probably be more feasible just to shove the stuff up your backside. You try it and let us know how you make out, OK?

2007-03-27 05:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 0 1

I forsee problems with the sniffer dogs they would be suckers for the the breast area and this might be a giveaway and just imagine what the dog could do to the butt area.

2007-03-27 05:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 1

... have you given any thought that drug-sniffing dogs can still smell them. Would not Bowser to go after breast in the airport ... or even stuff his nose into some dufus's 'crack' butt.

actually, some smugglers even surgically implant 'babies' ... that would be more profitable. you could get a good 3 kilos,...

2007-03-27 05:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by artman 1 · 0 2

Geez. You left the secret out! Now I have to whack you (lol). I never thought of that and have never heard of it but it wouldn't surprise me for some of the more concentrated drugs like LSD. Now I'm seeing searches at airports - what a hot potato that would be!

2007-03-27 05:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Caninelegion 7 · 0 1

Yes indeed, if you can think of a way to do it, it has been tried at least at one time or another.

2007-03-27 12:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 0 0

I don't think your going to get any help in your smuggling endeavor, beleive me if you think of an idea the cops already know it.

2007-03-27 07:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by watchman_1900 3 · 0 1

dont think it will work, you would need a surgeon on both ends of the operation plus a female dumb enough to go along with that. good luck and please let me know how it works, i would love to be the first to make an arrest of that kind

2007-03-27 05:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by waterboss 2 · 1 2

A crack full of Crack (?),,,you have got some kind of imagination!

2007-03-27 05:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd volunteer to do the pat downs!

2007-03-27 05:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by dude0795 4 · 0 2

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