A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then he orders the bartender to prepare another double
Martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double
Martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring yaw' martinis all night long. But you got to tell me why you look inside your
Shirt pockets before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
2007-03-26 22:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by its just a joke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bahhahahahaha!
Good one, there.
Hey, didja hear 'bout the grasshopper walked into the bar? He solemnly orders a beer, and the bartender tries to make conversation: "We don't get many uhh, grasshoppers in here, but we do have a special drink named after you." "Oh," replies the grasshopper, "so you've got a drink named 'Bob?'.
Sometimes this joke works better if you repeat the last phrase-several times if need be.
: )
2007-03-26 22:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by omnisource 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Man that's cold!
Sounds to me like someone's ready to hit the divorce lawyer's office, eh?
Either that or AA...
P.S. Good joke! Thanks for the laugh buddy!
2007-03-27 05:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke now that's funny.you are another Rodney Dangerfield,I am going to use that one thanx
2007-03-27 05:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-03-27 05:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by misty_51273 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u confused how to go home
2007-03-27 05:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by Fucking man 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!
2007-03-27 05:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋