A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
2007-03-26 22:28:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!that's funny when you have a mean mother-n-law!!!
2007-03-26 22:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So the Mother-in-law will get beaten double half-to-death. The witch is still alive.
2007-03-26 23:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by dr_weeto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's funny.
Mother-in-law bits are almost always funny.
This is pretty good:
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight at the dinner table." Later on at dinner, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Mommy fainted!
>> Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2007-03-26 22:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by omnisource 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not bad but in my opinion, Omnisource's joke about Little Johnny is way funnier than yours, sorry buddy!
Take it easy!
2007-03-26 22:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 10/10
2007-03-26 22:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny i hate my mother-in-law i love that joke i will tell it to my husband when he gets home
2007-03-26 22:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my mother-in-law but that is a fuuny one lol
2007-03-27 03:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by fly7591 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaaahahaha, that's funny !.
2007-03-26 23:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup love that one! it's just a joke after all.
2007-03-26 22:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by tuppassister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are another Jay Leno
2007-03-26 22:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋