What is going on nowadays?

Question

I was all set to go on a hot date with this awesome chick the other day.
We chatted and stuff over the phone, and I asked what she would like to do.
She said "surprise me" and so I stole her car and burnt it out in a cow paddock.
Boy oh boy, she'd get a real surprise allright if she knew what happened, but I'm scared that if I tell her, she wont want to be with me any more.
And the other thing is that I dont really like chicks that dont have a car of their own. It shows lack of responsibility.

Answer 1

Hmm.... just go to jail and you will find lots of women to date, and I bet they all have tattoo's as well!

Answer 2

Are you sure that she doesn't have her own car?

I wouldn't date her either then.

You know maybe it was her car that you burned up in a cow paddock?

At least you took the time to surprise her.

You know I think I would be really impressed if a guy stole a car for me, since it's a felony and all.

Answer 3

Well hello..I tell you not all women can afford cars you know. Although I have been working like a dog for 20 years, I am still not able to save enough money to buy a car in my country. For your information, cars in my country is selling like US$300K and the parking fees and road taxes are killing people. Also, our driving test cost US$3000. Our government has even encouraged the public to take public transport. So it is very different in your country and mine so don't generalise it. It is very insulting to us ladies who do not drive.

Now back to your question, as she asked for it I think you have justified the case.

Good luck.

Answer 4

u stole her car and burnt it........u need help........consult a psychiatrist

Answer 5

ok sure.....can I go now....