The other day, I had a special date with a very special girl.
I wanted things to go smoothly but as usual, a few things went wrong.
First and foremost, I thought it would be a good idea to wear tiny little shorty shorts. I had thought it would highlight my package a bit, but unfortunately the shorts split at the seam.
Then, on my way home, I stopped by at the shop to get some milk. But the shop was shut.
2007-03-26 20:08:55 · 5 answers · asked by fnqbigboy 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That happens to me all the time!
Was the grils impressed with your package after you split your pants?
Usually when it happens to me the guys I'm with are like "check please" and we're on our way to my house to get it on...
2007-03-26 20:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by juniper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay so I get you have had a bad date. Forget it and move on, you will do better next time. Oh by the way women dont really check out guys "packages" on a date so no need to wear short shorts, leave that to you date!
2007-03-27 03:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time you go on a date with someone special, dress casual and just be yourself. The tiny short thing was definitely not a good idea. I would have thought you were gay! No offense to any gays! But when you dress accordingly, you are showing respect to your date.
2007-03-27 03:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by kayjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life still goes on dude! The earth still revolves.
Just remember to wear durable short shorts next round.
What's with the milk though? Hmmm... Not as bad as I thought...
Scenarios where you send your food flying towards your special gal, thus ruining her expensive apparel and you coming home to discover your home was burnt down to bits contruce bad... rather.
2007-03-27 03:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by glitzynicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't ask a question...
WHY would you wear shorty shorts, gross gross gross... only appropriate in the bedroom... NOT on a date... (and GROSS, even in the bedroom)
and what does milk have to do with your date...
2007-03-27 03:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋