What are good short jokes to say during a verbal presentation in front of a class?

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Answer 1

the phone goes green green green i pink it up and say yellow

Answer 2

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Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you're lucky you don’t bark.

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One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
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While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

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"Hey Bill... Do you talk to your wife while you are having sex?"

"Only if there's a phone handy", Bill replied.

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What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48?

Age 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

Age 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

Age 28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.

Age 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

Age 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

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Q. What do you call a dear without any eyes?

A. No eye dear!

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Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

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Who says males can't be pregnant? I'm a male and pregnant with a baby elephant, the trunk's already hangin' out!"

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The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?"
A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!

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Sex is like poker... if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
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Wife: There's something preying on my mind.
Husband: Don't worry, it'll soon die of starvation.
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source : who dare ? ;)

Answer 3

What did the number 0 say to the number 8 = nice belt

Answer 4

I thought I'd be less nervous If I pictured you in your underwear..then I looked down for a second and saw myself.
or On my way to this presentation I had it that I'd picture you all in your underwear so I could be less nervous, then on my way in, I saw a man with chest hair exposed from one undone top button, and a very large pouch of a stomache. I decided I'd rather be nervous.

try a joke that relates to your topic.

check out this link. http://totalcommunicator.com/vol2_2/funnymeeting.html

Answer 5

dr dr am shrinking
well you have to be a little patient!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

Answer 6

There were three guys on a plane,An Asian,an Australian and a New Zealander.The plane was about to crash because of all the weight of the cargo so the pilot said to the three guy to throw something out the window that they have lots of in there country.The Asian said we have lots of rice in our country so he threw out some rice.The Australian said we have lots of kangaroos in our country so he threw out a kangaroo(don't ask why he had one with him).The New Zealander said we have lots of Asians in our country so he threw out the Asian lol