2007-03-26 19:15:58 · 13 answers · asked by tamaradramirez 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he turned it upside down and used it to float across the flooded road
2007-03-26 20:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kindergarten Teacher: because it wants to
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: It is the nature of the chicken to use umbrellas.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quiet justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
Capt. James T. Kirk: To do boldly where no chicken has ever done before.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess phlegm in its pancreas.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to use umbrellas without having their motives called into question.
Moses: and God came down from the Heavens, and HE said unto the chicken "Thou shall use an umbrella". And the chicken used the umbrella, and there was much rejoicing.
Fox Mudler: You saw it use the umbrella with your own eyes. HOw many more chickens have use an umbrella before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not use an umbrella. I repeat, the chicken did not use an umbrella.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken used the umbrella. Who cares why? The end of using the umbrella justifies whatever motive there was.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken used an umbrella reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not use umbrellas , but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to use umbrellas.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken has used the umbrella or the umbrella used the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Buddha: ASking this questoin denies your own chicken nature.
2007-03-27 02:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cos he thought the sky was falling down when an apple fell and he didn't want to be hit on the head by it, when in reality, it's just our good old friend gravity. Stupid chicken.
2007-03-27 04:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
juz using the umbrella for fun
2007-03-27 03:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Silly gal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep the sky from falling on its head
2007-03-27 10:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by fly7591 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos it's little??
Chicken little.. hahhahaahah
2007-03-27 02:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by AL75 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to fly over to the other side.
2007-03-27 02:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by jooria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he didn't have a red crayon
2007-03-27 02:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
type lang niya(gusto lang niya) :)
2007-03-27 03:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he didn't want to get his pecker wet.
2007-03-27 02:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by doc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋