Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top"
So the first guy looks at the second guy and sticks his fingers down his throat and vomits all over the table.
The second guy looks at him and says " Nice Try ", and pulls out a straw..
2007-03-26 18:13:07 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ liz ♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its fart Rugby." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion - 7points each". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, change sides."
2007-03-26 18:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope that straw gose in his drink
2007-03-27 01:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lil_Ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gross lol
2007-03-27 01:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by chrry_wales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that gave me a chill
2007-03-27 01:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok, I am laughing that much I am sick to my stomach
2007-03-27 01:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so my idol.......that's was so funny...........
2007-03-27 01:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋