Medicare Health Insurance in a Nutshell
Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your
husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are
now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.”
2007-03-26 17:59:00 · 17 answers · asked by jo.joggers 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny! A star for you!
P. S. I care too, but this is still funny!
2007-03-26 18:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-27 01:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-03-27 01:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Delvala 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while to get it, but yeah funny.
2007-03-27 01:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny when i first heard it(like 2 years ago)... but, definately some truth in it, too.
2007-03-27 01:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by eemolove555 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do home health also, and it is funny. I'll have to tell it to my mom.
2007-03-27 01:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha it's really funny anyway's thank's for the morning laugh :)
2007-03-27 01:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny. I'm sure not all will, but hey, you gotta laugh when you can.
2007-03-27 01:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, that was a good out loud laugh!!!
2007-03-27 01:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol this is too funny
2007-03-27 01:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by mrs.h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋