This morning, I had a very sassy noodle in my breakfast noodle bowl. It called me a fatty belly butt! When I threw it against the window, it just attacked me. I told it it was a big eversnort, but it just got angrier! I asked my chair to help me but because we got in a fight the other day it just told me I was a nosechunk. I flushed my noodle down the toilet but it came back two hours later. I finished up all my other noodles, but I'm scared this one will really eat my pants! What do I do to get rid of this meanie-noodle?
2007-03-26 16:20:09 · 8 answers · asked by ButtFreckleFarts 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
OH my gudnud! I do believe your noodle has a bad case of the "Scrubberbellybuttbuttons." The only way to cure this is to fart ten times on the noodle's armpit and then glue your belly button to an orange. Sorry =/ It often takes up to three decks of cards before the axe will start growing back. Oh, well. At least you can always move to Europe.
2007-03-26 16:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Psycobutt 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok heres what to do ,but do exactly what i say or you might just have a noodley problem,,ok go to you nearest deli and get a noodleknocker then go home and hit it in the facehole,when it goes down jump on it and gobble it down with a glass of milk with cookies mixed in!! then wait 10 minutes and drink another glass of milk with chocolate mixed in then you should be ok !! good luck
2007-03-26 23:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by raindovewmn41 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from the little pieces of paper with cartoon characters on them. Don't put them on your tongue ANY more!
2007-03-27 00:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you put salt in the water first? Next time do it.
2007-03-27 00:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Evey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear lord,
you have angered His noodly appendage.
2007-03-26 23:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
threaten to stab him with a fork and brutally torture him with hot spaghetti sauce until he cries tears of linguini. that will shape him up.
2007-03-26 23:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOR GOSH SAKES GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!!
2007-03-28 19:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by aaron b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, omg how do you come up with this stuff?
2007-03-26 23:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jaim Jaim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋