If you died, and had the choice of either spending all eternity in Heaven with George W. Bush, or in Hell with Satan, which would you choose, and why?
2007-03-26 16:14:16 · 34 answers · asked by Silverwing6700 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heaven with Dubya. I'll throw my halo at him repeatedly for all eternity.
2007-03-26 16:17:28 · answer #1 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heaven
2007-03-26 16:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would choose satan over george w. bush because satan opposed god over the idea only god should have control of heaven and earth and i do not like it that bush should invoke the name of god in his war or wars as the people being fought against believe in god too or allah as they call god and i think satan would have opposed bush as well . i do not think satan is all that evil all satan is is the opposition if satan ran for election satan would no longer be considered evil.
2007-03-26 16:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by darren m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says Gworge W. Bush is going to heaven?
2007-03-26 16:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would choose Heaven with G.W. Even though he makes the crappiest and most inept President that I have ever seen, he would be a hoot to be around. He's the kind of person that would take a dare no matter what it was, you wouldn't even have to "double dog dare" him, heck he'd probably volunteer.
Besides, getting poked in the butt with a pitchfork would get old really fast.
2007-03-26 16:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by bigjfry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was in heaven with george w bush, wouldn't it then be considered hell?
2007-03-26 16:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Dana O 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From what you said they are exactly the same choice. Actually that's not true Bush isn't Satan, he's a puppet of evil business/political leaders.
2007-03-26 16:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heaven with Bush. Everyone knows Satan is a Muslim.
2007-03-26 16:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Honey, don't you get it? We don't die. There is no heaven or hell, and the body you're in now is nothing more than one of many vehicles for the soul. You, me, and GWB are all here to learn lessons - just as we were in countless past lives, and just as we will be in countless future ones.
Think about it for a while; it takes many people a long time to accept, but if you think about it long enough you'll realize it's true.
2007-03-26 16:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Huddy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In Heaven with satan.
2007-03-26 16:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heaven.
George W. Bush won't be the only one in heaven to be with (if he makes it to heaven)
2007-03-26 16:28:45 · answer #11 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋