Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to P. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her b u t t that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2007-03-26 16:13:59 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definitely missed your banter out here glad your back 10/10
2007-03-27 01:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
advantageous. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the final little device I unquestionably have considered in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i'll consume it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the skill on yet!"
2016-10-20 00:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10 out of 10
2007-03-30 06:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 1 i hv read and im lmao good 1 10/10 x
2007-03-26 19:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Indeed
2007-03-26 19:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a blazing funny joke Tink,love it, have a star. x
2007-03-26 22:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 outta 10 laughs..
2007-03-26 16:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by fizadora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-03-26 16:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, i started cracking up so bad at the last part, haha!
2007-03-26 16:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink that's a great one.!!!
Hey it's hard to forget.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-03-26 16:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋