What do you think? Funny?

Question

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender
For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying...

Yup try harder Jam!

Answer 1

you are really having a antimen night girl who has upset you
lol 10/10

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

10/10. Number 10 was right on the button.

Answer 4

Good one 10/10

Answer 5

Haha very funny! Especially liked 3 and 7

Answer 6

definitely 10/10

Answer 7

Tink is on the ball again.!!!
10/10. Got to keep trying.!!!
xxx

Answer 8

Good ones and true. Funny! 10!

Answer 9

very gd lmao 10/10 x

Answer 10

hahahahahahahah .thats the second time tonight iv woke my fella up laughing now i av to turn off ...........thanx for that 10/10