Why did the Irishman have to go to hospital after breaking his favorite bottle of whiskey?
To get the splinters and glass removed from his tongue!!
That's for you, Da! Godspeed!!!
2007-03-26 15:35:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My deepest apologies for those whose delicate feelings i've hurt, there was no offense intended. My Da loved this joke, and I've heard thousands more, mind you, and I'm Irish by descent myself. All I have to say to those who didn't like the joke, you have no sense of humour, for those of us who can laugh at ourselves, can laugh loudest!!!!
2007-04-02 23:20:31 · update #1
Nice 1,
Cheers to ya Da, `B`
Tink xx
2007-03-26 15:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 drop of the Irish for your Da
2007-03-29 11:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! Thanks.
Glad that you are not worried about PC (political correct) when you tell your jokes! I get hollered at sometimes because I don't worry about PC. Ruins the fields for funny jokes.
2007-03-28 09:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-26 19:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh be carefull you never know who may report you for that. Glad you said your Da's Irish.
Don't think I will comment I may get reported AGAIN.....was funny, don't tell anyone I said so.
2007-03-26 15:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by Spike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top of the morning
I had me fingers cut off in the machine.
Went to the doctor. he said if you had brought the fingers with you we could have sewn them back on.
I told him, "I couldn't pick them up!"
2007-03-26 15:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
love it!
One of the best Irish jokes i've ever heard... or the best!!!
2007-04-02 11:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by LaughsALot15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, lololol
2007-04-02 13:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by browneyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-03-31 17:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-03-27 19:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋