A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
2007-03-26 15:10:00 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's true; I drink, smoke, and I love Hershey bars. I have never had worms.
2007-03-26 15:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Useless Info 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard an identical shaggy dog tale, different than with a pastor traveling an previous lady in a nursing residing house and he or she has a bowl of peanuts on her table. he finally ends up ingesting all of them, yet she tells him that's ok, she purely likes the chocolate on the exterior.
2016-10-20 12:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 thats the best I've seen on here yet. Very funny, clean and I'm still laughing over it.
2007-03-26 15:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-26 15:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!!!!! That's a great one!!! LOL!!!! Thanx for sharing!!!
2007-03-26 15:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-26 15:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2007-03-26 15:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that little old lady is my hero!!! gotta love 'em!
2007-03-26 15:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i love Little Old Man....ugh^^
2007-03-26 15:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would never have thought of that! LOL!
2007-03-26 15:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋