Ooops too many Brandy`s I think!
Late at night A truck driver was driving on a long road when in the distance he saw two figures. As he got closer he relised it was two people having s $ x on the road!
He pushed his brakes and his truck came to a screaching halt a few feet away from the two people. He jumped out of the truck and ran over to the people and yelled, "WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY??!!"
The man got up and replied out of breath, "Well I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming, and you were the only one with brakes."
2007-03-26 15:01:50 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep going Jam, you`re not there yet boy!!!
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2007-03-26 18:13:47 · update #1
another good one from you!!
2007-03-27 07:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-03-27 10:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
A blokes car broke down. He was standing there looking at it a funny fella said "would you like a push up the back?"
and he said "ok, but could you help me get my car started first?"
2007-03-26 15:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
But heres one for you, A biker & his ole lady had to wait for the kids ( ages 2, 3 and 5)to go to bed before having sex. The only way they ever did it was with the lights out. She complained about this all the time, wanting to know why the lights have to be out.He told her it just had to be that way.
While shes about ready to get off, she reaches over and turns the light on to her surprise, he was using a rubber pen is on her. She started cussing and fuming calling him all kinds of dirty names, and couldnt believe this was happening. As shes complaining about her awful sex life with him, he wants to know who the real father of her children were. She kept saing they were his, he said NO way, for the past 7 years he's been using this rubber thing on her.
2007-03-26 15:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The Beatles had a song called "Why don't we do it in the road"
2007-03-26 15:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by Useless Info 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if it was me i could not have stopped either lol 10/10
2007-03-27 01:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it Tink, Was it a wet surface??. x-----You got a star
2007-03-26 22:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 LOL
2007-03-26 23:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-04-01 00:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo thats a good one
2007-03-26 15:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋