I have replied to the gauntlet but, I don`t think they`ll allow it to be posted!!
An elderly couple are preparing to go to bed for the evening; first the old man goes to the bathroom, does his business, and climbs into their bed. The old woman goes into the bathroom next, and decides she's feeling a bit f r i s k y, so before exiting the bathroom, she takes off all of her clothes and ties her dressing gown around her neck to simulate a cape. She then hops out of the bathroom, stands on the bed and proudly announces to her mate:
"Soooooop-er pu55y!"
The old man, without even rolling over to see whats going on, calmly says, "I'll take the soup".
2007-03-26 14:51:20 · 19 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay i'll take soooop -er.!!!
xxx.
2007-03-26 16:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do believe you've done it again, I Think I have to go change trousers, these are a little wet with the coffee I was drinking!!!!
LOL....WTG
Ta, Mate!!!!!! xox
2007-03-26 15:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naughty but my choice would be pu55y er 10/10
2007-03-27 01:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, dip your bread in that one. Good one Tink, have a star. x
2007-03-26 22:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke this week cost me a fortune in texts
2007-04-01 05:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by mac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny in a disgusting sort of way. I like it!
2007-03-26 15:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Useless Info 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-26 14:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by peteandredhammer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh, have another star!
2007-03-26 23:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the funny scale it'd be 2/10, but it is more disguisting, i hate perverted old ppl jokes.
2007-03-26 15:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by JJbaby 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Aaaww! Lawd! Lawd! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2007-03-27 17:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋