Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs, and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Own
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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2007-03-26 14:24:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-26 14:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which course to enrol in first ?????, um I don't think I saw a course for back seat driving, thats the one I'd pick ... ... ...
2007-03-28 03:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee, hee. I love # 14-17. They are all funny and oh so true.
Love you, love your show!
2007-03-28 14:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny ^_^
i'm going to think what course i will be enrolling
2007-03-26 14:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
very funny,
2007-04-01 09:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very funny.
2007-03-26 14:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by kwjt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooooooooooooooo true
2007-03-26 14:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-03-26 14:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sh*t sign me up
2007-04-01 03:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by twindrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im guilty your honor.
*sob, sob*
2007-03-26 21:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋