One day, I passed a blonde co-worker on the way to work.
I noticed she had a headlight out.
When I told her that one of her headlights was out, she asked, "Front or back?"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke.
The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up onto the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
2007-03-26 14:15:29 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
2007-03-26 14:15:44 · update #1
omg that was soooo good.. espically the breaststroker one.. im a swimmer and i kno how that is
2007-03-26 14:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny...thanks i have needed a good laugh like this one to make a long day at the office relaxing to come home to :)
2007-03-26 14:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! All funny!
2007-03-26 15:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always found that blondes were good for jokes.
2007-03-27 17:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋