The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North and South Carolina
boys will be going into Iraq, and have been given only the
following five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. These is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
THIS MESS IN IRAQ SHOULD BE OVER IN A WEEK!
2007-03-26 14:13:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny ^_^
2007-03-26 23:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the name of the person who came up with this idea? I would like to encourage them to run for president.
2007-03-27 12:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by fly7591 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you keep coming up with the funny ones
2007-04-01 10:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by twindrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! inappropiate but funny 10/10!!!!
2007-03-26 21:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats great
2007-03-26 21:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that would be great
just wish it was that easy
2007-03-26 21:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Marlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...if only!
2007-03-26 21:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bag!!!! ok thx..LoL!
2007-03-26 21:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but you know, it would probably work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-04-01 12:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by D and DF and family 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋