make me laugh?

Question

i want something funny not too gross and some thing i havent6 heard before and whoever wins get to be the best anser 10pts yay!!!

Answer 1

There once were four guys. One guy was brought up in a hospital and all he knew how to say was "I did it! I did it!"

Then there was a guy who was brought up in a restaurant and all he knew how to say was "forks and knives!"

Then there was a guy brought up in a candy shop and all he knew how to say was "goodie goodie gum drops!"

Then the fourth guy was brought up in a glade plug in store and all he knew how to say was "plug it in! plug it in!"

One day they all met in a park and there was this dead guy on a bench.

A cop walks up and says who did this and the first guy said "I did it! I did it!"

And the cop says how did you do this and the second guy said "forks and knives!"

The cop says what do you have to say for your selves and the third guy says "goodie goodie gum drops!"

Then the cop says you are all going in the electric chair any last words and the fourth guy says "plug it in! plug it in!"

A woman comes home from work and sees her husband with a rolled-up newspaper. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Killing flies. So far, I got 2 males and one female" She asked him how he could tell. "Well, 2 of 'em were on the can of beer and the other was on the phone"

Answer 2

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Answer 3

Ask a girl if they want to go to a cook out!!! they are suppose to say what cookout then you say that cookout i going to slap my meat on your grill!!!

Answer 4

if a cow laughs does milk come out his nose