In the irish countryside a young boy was asked by his mother
to go get kerosene for the lamps in their house,,
His mother gave him a old canning jar to put it in..
on the way home the boy ran into the local priest..
The little boy noticed that the priest was carrying a jar also,,
He asked the priest ''whats in your jar''?
the priest replied ''Holy Water'' !
Whats it for? asked the boy,,
Well replied the priest,,if you rub some of this on the belly of a pregnant woman,,she'll pass a healthy baby ,,,
What do you have in your jar asked the priest?
Oh this is kerosene..said the little boy,,
The priest laughingly asked',,,'whats it for''?
the little boy said ..""if you rub some of this on a cats A$$hole
it will pass a motorcycle''!!!
2007-03-26 13:46:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-03-26 16:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-26 20:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch.. poor cat
2007-03-26 20:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm, ooooookkkkkkay.
2007-03-26 20:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by candy no's 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-26 20:48:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
.........no.......
2007-03-26 20:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by EdwinRool'd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋