How do I get rid of the smell?
2007-03-26 13:43:42 · 11 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get a Baptist preacher, he'll know what to do... *wink wink*
2007-03-26 13:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by almasri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-26 20:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you've ever seen a movie called "Dogma", Jay and Silent Bob used a spray on a Golgothan stink monster that knocks out bad odors....
2007-03-26 20:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, no reason for personal attacks here! I was in a hurry, and just could not wait, SORRY! Just open the door to your bedroom, you slob, that should take care of the smell,!!!!!!
2007-03-26 20:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think a match will help anything Satan left....Maybe replace the toilet water with holy water???
2007-03-26 20:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Jesus to fart in ur bathroom, it'll... uhhh... yeah i dont know where i'm going with this.... just light a match or something.
2007-03-26 20:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean? Satan is not a human he is a demon NOT controlled by God.
2007-03-27 18:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by *Ferret Lover* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match.
2007-03-26 20:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Arkio_the_blessed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you mean?? Lol. Did he really use your bathroom??
2007-03-26 20:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bye bye to you.
2007-03-26 20:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋