what are some retarded pickup lines?
things that if i use them in a bar will get me a drink thrown in my face.
the more clever the better.
i ask here because you people are cool
(most of you)
2007-03-26 12:55:57 · 24 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
paul
i remember reading about that before but i cant remember what it is.
please explain.
2007-03-26 13:01:53 · update #1
"Wanna f*@k?"
It'll either work, or you get that drink thrown in your face.
2007-03-26 12:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by taa 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just walk up and say ur hot to trot. Offer five bucks if she ignores you. That ought to get a drink in ur face and maybe a bonus of a poke in the eye. Couldn't happen to a nicer fellow. LOL!
2007-03-26 20:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dntcrosthline 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right was Christmas could I visit between the holidays?
Nice shoes, wanna f***
That shirt looks good on you, it would look better on my floor (an odlie but a goodie)
That's all I can think of for now.
EDIT:
Thought of another one.
Lick your finger and touch her shirt then say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
2007-03-26 20:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by LX V 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
2007-03-26 20:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have to do this one before the lady sits down. Like when she walks by ask her if she wants you to clean her off a place to sit and then brush your face off. I say that to my wife all the time and she hits me every time.
2007-03-26 20:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by tre_loc_dogg2000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, the jerk store called, they´re running out of you!
Not mine, actually, it belongs to the caracter George Constanza, but I find it cracking!!
2007-03-26 20:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by wisdom is my signature 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guy: Are you tired?
Girl: What?
Guy: Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Nurrrrrrrrr...
Guy: Hey babe, are you an Alka Seltzer?
Girl: What?
Guy: Because you make my fizzy water boil over!
2007-03-26 20:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wanna go violate the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics?
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Er, according to Heisenberg, if I explain the joke, it won't be funny anymore. Go see Frayn's "Copenhagen" if you need clarification.
2007-03-26 19:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could say: Hi there, I work in a slaughter house. Do you have any objections to guys who work killing pigs all day?
2007-03-26 19:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by flugelberry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a retarted pick up line is when u say did it hurt when u fell from heaven
or somthin like dat
when u wonna talk 2 a gurl all u have 2 say is hi wats ur name then go on from there
2007-03-26 20:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by javonna 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, boiled or fertilised?
2007-03-26 19:59:49 · answer #11 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋