Yeah, this book's kind of like the bible, except the supreme being in my book is this faceless God-woman named Rick. Rick created the universe by snapping her fingers, and Rick wants us all to stick bananas in our ears and sing praises to her baseball card collection. She is a loving god-woman and will only send you to burn in a lake of acid if you don't stick bananas in your ears and do the Jitterbug. And don't tell me my new book isn't the only true, right way, because my book is the word of Rick and that's all you fools need to know! I'm totally serious by the way.
2007-03-26 12:51:26 · 10 answers · asked by chazzychef 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Um, yeah.....Rick just told me she needs me to build a tower out of gold and prostitutes that reaches all the way to her home in the clouds. I'm gonna need a lot of money, WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!? (You don't want to burn in a lake of stinking petroleum, do you?)
2007-03-26 13:01:38 · update #1
you can't write about the mysteries of the universe if you don't know any of them.
whooooo xD get off the drugs.
2007-03-26 13:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by L3monDr0p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Rick
2007-03-26 12:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Pedro Sanchez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that you presume to know anything about the mysteries of the universe. Go ahead waste your time I doubt if you will find a publisher.
2007-03-26 12:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be so COOL if you could do that! Just to think, we wouldn't have to smack our heads against the wall anymore, asking "Why, God, WHY?" It would all finally make sense and we could get on--
Oh, excuse me, I thought you said MYSERIES of the Universe. Sorry.
Never mind.
2007-03-26 13:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be totally serious. This idea is way over done.
2007-03-26 12:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not only with you, I am officially requesting membership status.
2007-03-26 12:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where can I send my tithe?
2007-03-26 12:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk.<><
2007-03-26 12:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???? U R crazy!
2007-03-26 12:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha whoa...trippy...
2007-03-26 12:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋