I don't want to go to school tommrow... Are there any ways that i can get sick (like a cold, fever, really bad cough) fast?!?
2007-03-26 11:44:27 · 30 answers · asked by Rachel 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
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2007-03-26 11:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't really get sick. Fake it. You know, I got a bad headache or my stomach hurts. That used to work for my wife. And then there's the alternate route. Show everybody how tough you are and go to school tomorrow.
2007-03-26 11:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Michael A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah I always used to do this last year but just fake sick is the best way to do it. Tell your mom you got a stomache ache or your head hurts. Better yet, if you're a girl, you can say you have cramps from your period. Other than that, you can go stand outside in the rain with your underwear on. Hope that helps.
2007-03-26 11:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by yo betch 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Why don't you want to go to school? Why do you have to be sick? Don't go. I don't think there is a fast way that you can get sick. You could try to find someone that is sick and drink from their drink but it will probably take a few days before you get actually sick.
2007-03-26 11:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
YOu dont have to be sick just fake it. I can make myself sneeze by pressing on my nose, once I do that I sneeze for atleast 3 minutes which is enough to make my nose runny and sound sick after that my eyes get watery and I just fake the cough. So try to fake it somehow.
2007-03-26 11:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by candy8 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it is really cold outside take a COLD cold shower and then go outside with your hair all wet....you might wake up with a cough or cold.
2007-03-26 11:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by Pretty me :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The beginning will clue you in.
2007-03-26 11:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try talking to your parents about why you do not want to be there. See the story about "The Boy Who Cried Wolf." Are you afraid of something? You need to tell something, because something isn't right. If you are afraid please go to someone at school you can trust .
2007-03-26 11:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bus station and hang out there for a while, licking everything in sight. You're bound to pick something up.
2007-03-26 12:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anne-Arky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes; Drink two glasses of orange juice and eat two full length carrots (skin peeled) in one setting. Follow that up with EXACTLY four cups of water right before going to bed.
Then go to bed. Its foolproof. If you feel the urge to urinate, head to the bathroom and do so; it's a sign that the process is working!
When you finally wake up, you'll be burning books and becoming a blight to society in no time!
2007-03-26 11:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Just go to school, and when you're there say you have to throw up and run to the bathroom. Come out looking disgusted and say you feel like you're going to puke again... Voila. They won't want you there for another minute.
2007-03-26 11:48:34 · answer #11 · answered by charmedchiclet 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋