Going to a fancy restaurant, and mistakenly tucking the cloth on the table into my pants, getting up and dragging ALL the food on the floor.Yeah, Fantastic! [ STOP LAUGHING KAT"S!]
2007-03-27 13:59:49
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answered by Anonymous
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OK, I work in the operating room, some ORs are loud, and some can be very quiet. This one time when I was working out are trying to lose weight, i read this article stating, if you clinch your ab muscles in and out in your spare time it is like doing sit-ups. Well I was in surgery with about 7 or 8 other highly respected doctors and nurses doing my little exercise in dead silence, when out of the blue I let the big one go. and everyone stopped they were doing and justed glared at me. I was sooo embarrassed i didn't know what to do but laugh. BUT when laughing I let anther HUGE one go. I just wanted to craw under a rock and die.
2007-03-26 18:38:33
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answered by MICHAEL P 2
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While serving in the Navy on a Destroyer in the Persion Gulf.
Something you need to understand about this story is that our modern nuclear Navy still has a Pony Express type mail service.
A few years ago my ship was in the Persion Gulf on Patrol. I had not received any mail for a long time and so I wrote to my Mom asking if she had been writing as I had not been getting any mail. It seems mail going to the states was a lot faster than mail coming to the ship.
She got the letter and went to the Red Cross to send a telegram to say that she had been writing. Somewhere in translation it got messed up, and became that she was worried about me as she had not gotten letters from me.
The military puts a strong emphasis on making sure you write home. So at 0200 (that 2 AM) my division officer came down to the berthing area turned on the lights, woke everyone up, and asked really loud "Where's Heath?"
Everyone (all 40 guys, ok 39, as it was a 40 man berthing area and I was one) pointed at where my rack was and so the DO came over and kicked my rack telling me to get up as I had to send a telegram to my mother who was worried about me.
As I got dressed he berated me for not writing my mother and for making her so worried she had to get the Red Cross to contact me. I did not try to argue my defence as at 0200 it would not have done any good. As I went up the ladder I turned out the lights and there were a few comments about me as I left.
The telegram cost me $11 to send (a lot of money then) I told her I was fine and everything was Ok.
For the remainder of that deployment (about 3 more months) every night after Taps (lights out) the guys in the berthing would ask "Heath did you write your Mommy?" And "Heath did make sure she wont send any more telegrams?" and so on.
The teasing did not relent until we returned to homeport and then there were other things for the guys to worry about.
Lets see someone top that one...
2007-03-26 18:46:42
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answered by Anonymous
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I was flow boarding on one of those generated waves in a mall in South Africa where I grew up and I lost the bottom half of my bikini. I was with a guy from school and my brother and his friend while my parents and my friends parents watched from the balcony. To make matters worse, the surfers are displayed on large screen right next to the wave. Good times.
2007-03-26 18:30:41
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answered by Lal 4
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The day I left a gate open when I wen fishing and then had the farmer berating me for letting his prize cattle roam the Irish countryside - I never found out if they were all returned, and 25 years have now passed by.
2007-03-26 18:30:06
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answered by Modern Major General 7
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I got food poisoning where I was diaherriaing and vomiting all over the place and I had to give a speech that determined my grade in speech so I went up and got nervous and wasnt paying attention and I made chocolate in my pants and then I threw up on the first row and made more chocolate and then got nervous and threw up and then i was so stressed out I pooed some more. It smelt like something died and then rolled around in feces and vomit.
2007-03-26 18:30:00
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answered by Colin C 3
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well when i was a little kid I went up to sing a song for a solo and I sung it completely off pitch and out of tune and even the wrong verse! However I am a really good singer I just wasn't focusing... people laughed at me and I was pretty embarrassed...
2007-03-26 18:29:44
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answered by gymnast.girl520 2
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Whats to get embarrassed over everyone makes mistakes, or is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2007-03-26 18:29:24
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answered by Shaz 4
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It was my first day doing gymnastics and I was going to a new gym. We were on beam and I had to go to the bathroom and I didn't know you could ask. So then another girl asked and i yelled can i go to and they said ya.But both the bathrooms were full so i stood there waiting and then...............ya you know................i wet myself in front of everyone. i was so embarrassed. i hope this helps. answer my question please. thanks
2007-03-26 18:31:26
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answered by Tay Jo 2
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going to my first gyno appt........(always a good time) ......I pupt the johny thing on to tie in the front, and one tie was missing.....I didn't know any better so sat there till the (male good looking dr.) came in with all that mother nature had given me hanging out.....already had my feet in the stirrups all "out there"....a girlfriend had told me that was what you had to do but she neglected to tell me you talk first and "ease" into the exam.......he came in and said......Please sit up, I just want to talk to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how's that one.....needless to say, I switched drs........!!!!
2007-03-26 18:33:16
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answered by Anonymous
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