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Gosh, so much hatred, in answers you have. No I wouldn't use the Jedi force against you, but you'd be missing one bodily cucumber in the morning. may the veggies be with you. :-)

2007-03-26 14:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0 0

I would pick up the cucumber and start beating the tar out of ur face 2 make it even more uglier than what it already is!

2007-03-26 11:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by sam! 4 · 0 0

why on earth would you through a cucumber at my face?, but lets just say you did. First it depends on if it hurt or not, if it did in fact cause me pain, I would probably go into a rage, out of pain, and the fact I really felt embarrassed, and I would punch you until you fell down, then I would proceed to kick you until someone stopped me.

2007-03-26 11:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Just some dude 2 · 0 0

i would first eat a the cucumber ( wouldn't want to waste anything) then find something much harder, sharper, and painfuller (is that a word) to throw back

2007-03-26 11:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kelzoo 3 · 0 0

Stand in shock for a moment, and then ask you if you were abused as child to see if that is why you have so much pent up anger.

2007-03-26 11:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Should be Working! 4 · 0 0

That would actually be pretty hilarious to me...it's funny just thinking about it! If it hurts though, the joke is over and I would kick your ***.

2007-03-26 11:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lal 4 · 0 0

id throw an elongated piece of fruit maybe a bannana of some sort....lol u wierdo

2007-03-26 11:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by alan m 2 · 0 0

First, I would ask you what the **** was that for? Then, I would throw it back at you along with several other things within reach at that monent!

Why do you ask??

2007-03-26 11:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Robinson 3 · 0 0

I'd throw a cabbage at you. Then tell you to run with scissors.

2007-03-26 12:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Food fight!!!!
Watch out for the off pumpkin coming your way.
Lol

2007-03-26 11:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by Shaz 4 · 1 0

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