Joke #1: How to catch a Polar Bear:
This is how you catch a Polar Bear:
Dig a hole, then put some peas around it, and then some ash in it. When the bear comes to eat the peas, kick it in the ash hole!
2007-03-26 11:10:54 · 16 answers · asked by hanalulu2☺♥☻ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joke: #2 A boy wanted to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet. So, he went to his sister who was on the phone, and he asked her what the first letter of the alphabet is. She was saying to her friend "no way, shut up!" So, the boy memorized that. Then he went to his mom, who was also talking on the phone. He asked what the second letter of the alphabet was. She was saying "aha,aha, aha." So he memorized that too. Then he went to his brother who was watching Batman. He asked his brohter what the third letter of the alphabet was. He sang "nananana, batman!" So the boy memorized that. Then he went to his Grandpa who was grilling hamburgers. The boy asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. He said "My buns are burning! My buns are burning!" Then the boy shouted outsid
2007-03-26 11:11:07 · update #1
the window while a building was falling, "What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" A lady was shouting "call 911!" The next day at school, the teacher asked him to say the first five letters of the alphabet. He said "no way, shut up!" The teacher said "Do you want to go to the principal's office?" He then said "aha, aha, aha." Once he was at the principal's office, the principal asked him "who do you think you are?" the boy said "nanananana, batman!" The principal spanked him, then the boy said "My buns are burning!" Then the principal said "what's your parents' numbers?" The boy siad "Call 911!"
2007-03-26 11:11:44 · update #2
Please rate both of them.
2007-03-26 11:13:37 · update #3
LOL
BOTH OF THEM ARE 10/10
2007-03-26 11:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
First one is an amusing play on words. 7 or 7.5 out of 10.
Didn't like the second one. 3 out of 10
2007-03-26 18:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. 4/10
2. heard it before but 8/10
2007-03-26 18:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny. The first one is an 8. The second one is 8.5.
2007-03-26 18:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one much better than the first!!! I think I've heard the second one somewhere before!!
2007-03-26 18:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by J.N. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one has to do with word play, good job dont overuse it
the second is a bit long, there are some like it, it can be funnier if you shortened it because joke listeners have a.d.d.
2007-03-26 18:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i would give you a 5/5 but y was he still saying the alfabet and not ansering the question
2007-03-26 18:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was totally stupid....
The secondone i heard before, but its still funny~!
2007-03-26 18:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by crazy4lost22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
joke 3 is really funny
2007-03-26 18:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were both stupid........not only stupid but not funny at all i didnt even wanna finish the second one dont quit ur day job
2007-03-26 18:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋