2007-03-26 11:09:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
patmanpost
2007-03-26 11:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy*Black*Chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Postman Pat, he's so fat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Blood and guts were flying, postman Pat was crying
Postman Pat is really a sad old man.
Everbody knows, his blood red van.
All of the people run away when he comes.
Maybe he'll be knocking on your door, ringing,
tax bills through your post.
Postman Pat, he's so fat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Blood and guts were flying, postman Pat was crying
Postman Pat is really a sad old man.
No offence to Postman Pat fans.
2007-03-27 00:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Early in the morning
Just as day is dawning
He picks up all the post bags in his van
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
Letters through your door.
[Hee Hee]
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
Hmmm'ing tune till end..
WOW im sad!! lol
2007-03-26 11:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Postmanslap?
2007-03-26 11:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Postgirlpatricia!!
2007-03-26 11:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
\\\\\\\Post man pat postman pat postman pat and his black and white cat, early in the morning just as day is dawning he picks up all the letters in his van!!! everybody knows his bright red van and they want to come and greet him maybe you can never be sure there'll be "knock", "ring", letters through you door.... postman pat postman pat postman pat and his black and white cat, the day is just beginning and all the birds are singing and pat feels he's a very happy man!!!
2007-03-26 12:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
'You'll take the 2 points though'??? WTF to you too......who care how many points we have.....does it really matter...and especially if all you do is type one word....?
The idea of this website is asking and answering questions....well unless I am mistaken......no one is interested in points and if they were....they really need to get out more....
As for Postmanpat.....it definitely is a riddle that is for sure? I bet there are some out there somewhere in the UK and they get ribbed all the time......how many have a cat called Jess is less certain!
2007-03-26 11:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Robbo31 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
postman pat, postman pat,
postman pat and his black and white cat...
early in the morning,
just as day is dawning,
de da da da dad ad ada da laaaaa!! (something about putting the post bags in his van, maybe?)
i love postman pat... even if i don't know all the words!
2007-03-26 11:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by badger_badger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning...
2007-03-26 11:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF?
I'll take the 2 points, though.
2007-03-26 11:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr Bean and lots of ten pences...
2007-03-26 11:15:07 · answer #11 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋