Joke...The truth about lunch?

Question

A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's s*x?"

Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, s*xual inter course, s perms and eggs.

He goes on to tell her about p*berty, menstruatio.n, er*ctions, wet dreams... and, he thinks -- what the hell -- and goes on to tell her the works.

He covers a wide assortment of topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about s*x for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

Answer 1

funny one...
A little boy embarrasses his mother when they're out by loudly asking if he can go for a pee. His mother tells him. 'Don't shout out like that, in future, if you want a pee just say, "I want a whisper" and I'll know what you'll mean.' A few days later the boy goes into his parents' bedroom and finds his dad having a nap. 'What d'you want? asks Dad. 'I want a whisper,' says the little boy. 'Okay,' replies Dad. 'Whisper in my ear. ;)

Answer 2

That's Funny

Answer 3

Cute. Funny!

Answer 4

Giggity!

Answer 5

nice joke i finnaly get, that's funny but at the same time it's weird. But I laughed at the end

Answer 6

Made the same mistake once when my child actually asked me What's a pianist.

Answer 7

That's funny, I laughed out loud!

Answer 8

Yep, thats clever and funny.

Answer 9

although the joke was a little disturbing very Funny. :-) hahaha

Answer 10

lol gd 1